Kendall Jenner’s nudes leaked. Already, I’ve lost around 75 percent of the people reading this, who have now contributed to the top search on Google, right above “What happens when you die” and whichever iPhone that Apple just announced with an S at the end of it.
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I bet none of us are jealous that she got paid 10 million to run naked on some sand. If I did the same thing, I’d probably pay a 10 million-dollar bail and have to apologize on CNN.
People who call Jenner underweight can argue that they’re only concerned for her health, but how is that any different than a guy ridiculing someone who's overweight for the same thing? Certain people literally can’t control their weight, whether it be a condition like a thyroid problem, or what some might consider a blessing with an extremely fast metabolism. No one considers these possibilities before giving the totally informed advice of “Oh, you just gotta eat less/more.”
But ah, who cares, right? Let’s all just tweet how terrible she looks, which is totally not projecting our own insecurities on this 22-year-old woman. I bet none of us are jealous that she probably got paid $10 million to run naked on some sand. If I did the same thing, I’d probably pay a $10 million bail and have to apologize on CNN.
Finding hypocrisy is about as easy as tweeting “money doesn’t buy happiness” from your 128gb iPhone X, before running away from a homeless person asking for change.
Body positivity is a great idea, but it has to be all-inclusive to every body type. Because it truly doesn’t fucking matter how little/much fat/muscle you have. At the end of the day, our bodies are just a dumb sack of bones and organs that eat stuff, and shit it out sometimes. Why everyone puts so much stock and energy into how their sack looks is beyond me. Also, apologies for any typos in this article. I was running on the treadmill when I wrote it.
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